Stables

  • Wild Horses

    This is in fact not really a stable at all since horses such as Flearoy Jenkins refuse to allow themselves to be tamed. Always expect the unexpected out of these uncultivated, sometimes feral beasties.

  • Star Skufflers

    With star-studded stallions such as Intergalactic Horn Star and Panikan Skytrotter, these out of this world horse-heroes are ready to blast off to the finish line. The Skufflers are street-smart jetsetters eager to explore their light sides as well as their dark sides!

  • 24 Carrot Club

    The self-acclaimed "Noblest Stable", horses such as Barron "Floodsy" Morganza and Earl Gay are the thoroughbreds which make up this elite grouping of horses. Invested in being at the top of the pack, the powerful ambitions of 24-Carot Clubbers cannot be rivaled.

  • B.U.B.B.L.E.

    (Bodacious Uproarious Bada-Bada Lucid Effervescence) - full of woke influencers like Peanut Butter Skittles and Prickly Muffin, there's no overstating the sparkling fizz of members of this elusive Stable. So contrarian are they in fact that B.U.B.B.L.E.rs usually refer to themselves as a Barn rather than a Stable…

  • Patchouli Dusters

    This loosely affiliated grouping of horses houses the likes of L'Oral Fixation and Banana Lasso. They're earthy rebels who aren't much taken in with the pride, lust, and envy the other Stables exhibit. A good stretching of the legs is prize enough for most of these flower-child racers!