Benny Lava

Patchouli Dusters

The beastial byproduct of an acid-fueled Woodstock orgy mix-up, Benny Lava is the epitome of your stereotypical hippie dippie, go with the lava flow kind of “Flower Colt”. He was raised in the shadows of Hawaii’s most active volcanoes and takes the same kind of slow-moving heat into his street performances and free park bench yoga lessons. Despite a normally mellow free-flowing vibe, Benny can sometimes surprise with explosive passion for his independence and right to kink!

This groovy hybrid may be an abomination to certain squares on the right, but anybody who doesn’t yuck his yum is welcome to the stable. His saxxy and irresistible pyroclastic flow will soon have all the fillies shouting “my loony bun is fine, Benny Lava!”

Make Love not glue!